Beware the bacon tree
Back in the cowboy days, a westbound wagon train was lost and
low on food. No other humans had been seen for days... and then they saw an old
Jewish rabbi, sitting beneath a tree. The leader rushed to him and said, "We're
lost and running out of food. Is there someplace ahead where we can get
food?"
"Vell, I tink so, "the old man said, "but I vouldn't go up dat
hill, und down de udder side. Somevun tole me you'd run into a big bacon
tree."
"A bacon tree?" asked the wagon train leader.
"Yah, ah bacon tree. Vould I lie?... Trust me, I vouldn't go
dere."
The leader goes back and tells his people what the rabbi said.
"So why did he say not to go there?" some pioneers asked.
"Oh, you know those Jewish people -- they don't eat bacon.
Nothing for us to worry about." So the wagon train goes up the hill and down the
other side.
Suddenly, Indians are attacking from everywhere and they
massacre all except the leader. who manages to escape back to the old Jewish
man. The one lone survivor starts shouting, "You fool! You sent us to our
deaths! We followed your instructions, but there was no bacon tree. Just
hundreds of Indians, who killed everyone but me."
The old Jewish man holds up his hand and says, "Oy... vait a
minute." He then gets out an English-Yiddish dictionary, and begins thumbing
through. "Oy Gevalt, I made myself such ah big mishtake! It vuzn't a bacon tree
after all.
"It vuz a ham bush!"
