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Barney the Antichrist?


Have you heard that Barney, that cute purple dinosaur of (some) kiddies' affections, is... THE BEAST OF REVELATION (sometimes referred to as the "Antichrist"!)?

Well, it can be proven! Here's how:

First of all, start with that description of Barney:

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Then, of course, change every U to a V (which is proper Latin anyway -- that's what the Romans did).

So now you have:

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Now, a crucial step, extract all the Roman numerals, which gives you:

C V
V L
D I V

Then convert these to regular, or Arabic, values:

C = 100. V = 5. Total = 105.
V = 5. L = 50. Total = 55.
D = 500. I = 1. V =5. Total = 506.

Finally, add them up.

Total = 666! (See Rev 13:18.)

Oh, yeah. Don't forget that "Barney" has... SIX LETTERS!

There you have it! Proof that Barney is the Antichrist. Please pass this on to every prophecy student you know. It is imperative that the truth gets out before it is too late!

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