Have some peanuts!
A pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly lady. As
he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one.
As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and
eats one after another. By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is
He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten
all of your peanuts."
That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there
anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put 'em
back in the bowl."