Gonna be a bear!
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come
back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I
could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the
size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly
cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear everyone knows you mean business. You
swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them
too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yep -- gonna be a bear!