Musical appreciation
A young man who was a keen but amateurish guitarist wanted to
help serve his church -- so he offered to lead the worship.
Afterwards, one of the elders came up to him and thanked him
for his efforts. He also stated that he was pleased to see that the young man
was fulfilling a scriptural injunction.
"What's that?" the young man asked, " 'Make a joyful noise to
the Lord'?"
"No," said the elder, " 'Let not your right hand know what
your left hand is doing.' "